a conversation over dinner tonight:
trey: hazel, your hair cut looks so nice!
hazel: thank you daddy.
me: we might have to go back and have it fixed in a few days because i think the ends might be a bit crooked.
hazel: (looks confused) hey! what's crooked mean?
me: oh, you know, not straight.
hazel: (a light bulb goes off in her head) oh, you mean like your teeth?
3 comments:
Is that when you backhanded her and asked her how she likes her new crooked teeth?
do you have a spy camera set up in my house?!
Duh! How else am I supposed to help the government trample your civil liberties?
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